troyler147

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute, via morscertio)

“People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say.”

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steve-gerrard-gerrard:

What does Xabi Alonso really think…inspired by (x)

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via iker-mackellar)

withasingleballoon:

Tales from Gerrard: My Autobiography

Actually it helped. When Alex and I went out for our first date, she was dead shy, and so was I. But the moment she mentioned the text, we both opened up and laughed about it for five hours. It was a brilliant evening: good meal, few glasses of wine, and non-stop laughter. That was me hooked completely on Alex Curran. Of course, Danny went and told the lads about the text, and I got caned mercilessly. But I didn’t care. I was smitten.

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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

(via carragher)

Anonymous: Selfie ? please

nah, i’m too lazy

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before 

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